Hi, my name is Kevin and I drink a lot of beer.
As with anyone who spends a good portion of his or her life intoxicated, I have stories. This blog is their home.
Also, this blog will chronicle my ascent from chumpness to awesomeness. I spent the majority of my life as a huge fucking introverted, sexless, chump; and only recently have I begun to break out of it. Now, occasionally, now that I have figured out human interaction (on a theoretical level mostly, I still have much to learn in practice) I show sparks of pure awesome. I am not any kind of bad ass, and if you lead a particularly crazy drunken life, these stories may seem commonplace to you.
Most of these stories involve some form of debauchery or foolishness, including my hilarious attempts at getting laid and getting way too drunk and allegedly doing retarded shit. These stories are likely to not be in chronological order.
I have gone to painstaking measures to conceal the identity of everyone involved in these stories. The only people who should recognize anyone in these stories are me, and probably the specific person referenced. But I have done things such as changed names, occupations, and even entire backgrounds if it didn't significant affect the story.
